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| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 9 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
ONE SLIGHTLY USED FISHING PARTNER!!!!! Up for sale or trade today is a fishing partner. First the good. 1.Able to net fish from over 10ft. away. 2. If you hang up on a sandbar he can push you back out to 8ft of water without getting his nutz wet. 3.Travels light 2 Barbie poles and a pink lunchbox with a few trout flies in it. 4.Can back you down the ramp in less than 10 tries. 5.Is a great tournament director. 6. Once a year he will catch a 2lb fish. 7. Will take you to west texas in the middle of nowhere and do stuff to sheep. NOW FOR THE NOT SO GOOD 1.Can emit foul odor's faster than a day old litter box. 2.Prefer's killing beautiful animal's to petting fish and watching em swim away. 3.Will not get within 2 miles of any manmade structure on Lake Fork. When he was a kid he was sold into slavery as a scarecrow. They use to tie him to boathouses to keep pigeon's from crapping on their boat's. 4.Likes to drop anchor and fish the same spot for 5 hour's. 6. Scrapes his head on the bottom of bridges even if the lake is 3ft low. 7.Wind drag slow's the boat down because his head stick's up so high. I am open for just about anything for trade(Used flourocarbon, toilet paper, old spinnerbait's, red bobber's etc) For pics please e-mail me IF NO OFFERS WITHIN 2 YEAR'S I AM WIILING TO PUT A $100 IN HIS POCKET TO INCREASE THE VALUE OF THIS GEM (Message edited by Spiderman15 on October 19, 2010) | |||||||||
| J_c_outdoors
Bluegill Username: J_c_outdoors Post Number: 116 Registered: 3-2009 Rating: N/A |
I am betting you do not get any offers. I cant believe you brought up the sheep... | |||||||||
| Ozziefish
Lunker Username: Ozziefish Post Number: 1686 Registered: 8-2004  Rating: N/A |
I was in until I saw the the Sheep deal...;) OzzieFish "Glory to GOD in the Highest" www.visionlure.com www.doublezzcustomlures.com | |||||||||
| Picou
Wall Hanger Username: Picou Post Number: 3961 Registered: 8-2004  Rating: N/A |
you two are killing me..... LMAO.......  Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 10 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
O.K. So far here is what I got. Some dude with a Harry Hines address in Dallas named Sweetness has e-mail and want's to know how many sheep are involved. Chuck Turner called and offered a new 200 Optimax, But I have to take Picklefork. I need a motor really bad but not that bad. Roland Martin want's to trade an O-Son video. Eric Wright offered a slightly used pair of pink saggin shorts. So far that's it. Free agency has just started. | |||||||||
| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 11 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
Hi Picou, Glad to hear from you again. been missin ya. Care to make an offer on a slightly used tournament director? | |||||||||
| Aggie96
Minnow Username: Aggie96 Post Number: 58 Registered: 9-2009 Rating: N/A |
Steve you would look sweet in Little Es get up. You should take that deal. Just Sayn. | |||||||||
| Ozziefish
Lunker Username: Ozziefish Post Number: 1687 Registered: 8-2004 Rating: N/A |
I've got a box of Flying lures and Hellicopter lures I'll trade along with the video tape on how to use them... OzzieFish "Glory to GOD in the Highest" www.visionlure.com www.doublezzcustomlures.com | |||||||||
| Oldman
Minnow Username: Oldman Post Number: 1 Registered: 10-2010 Rating: N/A |
Steve take little Es deal. We get Randy to put a tye dye tee in for you. Then you be in style!!! | |||||||||
| Picklefork
Bluegill Username: Picklefork Post Number: 217 Registered: 12-2009 Rating: N/A |
I'll through in a set a falseys.....then we can call you Spiderwoman..hehehehehahahaha or maybe Faghag..hehehehahahahaha................ | |||||||||
| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 12 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
O.K. I posted this on Craig's list under MEN SEEKING SHEEP. Got a pretty fast response from two dudes in San Francisco. They want pictures of Mark and the sheep. I may have a deal. But they gotta come get him. He's gonna be in west texas this weekend. So he will already be halfway there. Also posted in on e-bay. Set it in at a low reserve. Gotta alot of looker's from arkansas. Man Chuck I really need that Motor. Gonna have to think about it. | |||||||||
| Tomc
Bass Username: Tomc Post Number: 690 Registered: 12-2006  Rating: N/A |
Nothing wrong with an on-line-auction, been there. As long as this thread doesn’t end with make-up-sex, it’s all good,,,,,,, Thanking the Lord, all day long --- tomc | |||||||||
| Aggie96
Minnow Username: Aggie96 Post Number: 59 Registered: 9-2009 Rating: N/A |
I know Tom did not go there. | |||||||||
| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 13 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
New Offers Last Night. Minnow Bucket want's to give me free boat launches and, One night stay in their presidential suite. They said they need Howitzer as a brace pole for the short dock. Also need the sheep to mow their grass. BLT offered one free entry for him. But they want his new scales,sound equipment,and angler mailing list. Little E also uped the anti by throwin in a used skeeter cap that only fits sideway's. It look's like he is worth more than I first thought. One guy from Texas a-m want's to know if he comes with knee high mud boots, and if the sheep are stump broke. | |||||||||
| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 14 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
Also just got offer for a bycycle.  | |||||||||
| Aggie96
Minnow Username: Aggie96 Post Number: 60 Registered: 9-2009 Rating: N/A |
You know what they say about sheep???? Not Baaaaaaaaaad! | |||||||||
| J_c_outdoors
Bluegill Username: J_c_outdoors Post Number: 117 Registered: 3-2009 Rating: N/A |
Tommy, that ain't gonna happen!!! Diane said if you throw them $100 bills in my pocket she may be willing to make an offer, but it won't be much. She is thinking an old fur coat that has the mange and I wide brimmed hat in white since your wanting to pimp my sheep!!! Spydee that G2 Hateraid has got you all messed up. | |||||||||
| Picou
Wall Hanger Username: Picou Post Number: 3962 Registered: 8-2004 Rating: N/A |
Welcome to "The Ramp" Oldman..... You picked one heck of a thread to start out on.... LMAO!!!!!!!!! Spidey... I'd hate to alienate Corey so I will stay out of the bidding on this one...  Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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| Spiderman15
Minnow Username: Spiderman15 Post Number: 15 Registered: 9-2010 Rating: N/A |
O.K. fella's thing's have got serious! Just got a very emotional e-mail from Diane. It seem's that late last night Mark fell asleep with his laptop on. When she went to close it she found this email. She is begging me to take Mark off waiver's. TO: Denny Brauer Dear Mr. Brauer Sir, Hi my name is Mark. I am sending you this e-mail because i am in desperate need of your help. I consider you to be one of the true flipping legend's in the sport. I have watch you pull fish from under boathouse's and amass quite a fortune doing so. Now here is my problem. There is a man that I alway's looked up to on Lake Fork. He is also a boathouse flipping legend. Last year after begging for about 18 month's he finally let me start fishing with him. My problem is that basically I am a crappie fisherman. He has taught me alot about fishing for real fish. I need your help in learning to fish boathouse's like you two do. I am willing to travel wherever you are at if you will just tutor me. I don't have alot to offer sir, but I will take you to Kansas and help you murder God's beautiful creature's or I have a huge heard of sheep in west Texas. It is not too far from Vegas. It will be just you,me, and the sheep. I like to say what happen's at sheep camp stay's at sheep camp. Sir I am begging you. I can't stand the thought of not being able to fish with him. I know I am just a scmuck compared to him. Will you please help me? To Mr. Scmuck, I will be glad to tutor you. I am about to finish up my tourney career. I have been blessed to be one of the best. That is why I am gonna start helping less fortunate people like you. You will prolly never be as good a fisherman as Steve. You spend too much time with your sheep. Yea I know Steve personally he taught me alot about boathouse fishing when I was younger. Please don't tell him I am gonna help you out. Maybe he will just think by some miracle you finally learned it on your own. Please bring your equipment to my house (NO SPINNING RODS) we fish with real fishing poles at my house. Understand that you are aiming really high. God Bless Denny | |||||||||
| Nyyankee
Bass Username: Nyyankee Post Number: 897 Registered: 8-2008 Rating: N/A |
One used rubber. |
