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Fishinaggie88
Bluegill
Username: Fishinaggie88
Post Number: 169
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 2:37 pm: | 
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An elderly couple, Bob and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Bob always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bob storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Bob, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bob yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!"
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bob. Shoulda bought a hat."
Love to fish and hunt.
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Fishinaggie88
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Username: Fishinaggie88
Post Number: 172
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 3:00 pm: |
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Another one!!
Horse Auction
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."
Johnny, looking worried said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom
Love to fish and hunt.
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Big_p
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Username: Big_p
Post Number: 199
Registered: 7-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 4:56 pm: |
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Barnaclebill
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Username: Barnaclebill
Post Number: 227
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 11:41 pm: |
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Sick Puppy !!!
Born to fish-Forced to work
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Barnaclebill
Bluegill
Username: Barnaclebill
Post Number: 231
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 7:36 pm: |
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Did ya hear about the guy sho was going hunting?? He got up early and quietly got dressed and went downstairs. went into the garage and loaded all of his hunting gear. When he opened the garage door there was a blizard blowing,,, sleet and rain and wind about 50 mph,, he waited awhile to see if it was going to abate, but it didn't so he went back upstairs and quietly undressed and got back in bed,, snuggled up to his wife and said to her "the weather is awful out there" to which she replied 'Yea, and would you believe that dumbass husband of mine is out there hunting in it??"
Born to fish-Forced to work
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