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Picklefork
Crappie
Username: Picklefork

Post Number: 536
Registered: 12-2009


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Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2011 - 1:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I have obtained the leasing rights from SRA to all the areas underneath the bridges on lake fork...I have divide the areas underneath the bridges into sections [pillar to pillar] and will be renting them on a daily basis....

Rental fees will be 200.00 a day per section..300.00 during tourneys. These areas will be patrolled by " Nazi Red " on a hourly basis...If you do not have your permit on your person, He will board your boat and empty your fire extingushire inside your boat and then beat you with the empty canister...If you are in a skeeter he will handcuff you, take you to the bank and beat you unmercifuly. He will then fill your livewells with concrete.......

I am only accepting cash in advance right now, but will be taking credit cards in the near future....More details will be available after a beer run I have to make...thats right..Alba has beer now!!!!!!
Nyyankee
Lunker
Username: Nyyankee

Post Number: 1137
Registered: 8-2008


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Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2011 - 3:40 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Wow all hell's gonna break loose in Alba now, I can hear uz backward slow movin jammokes now....... hey darlin nice tooth wanna go to the store to buy some beer, new cowboy boots, eat some catfish, fill the boat up with gas, buy a fishing licsence and some bait and take a run in my skeeter.
Ozziefish
Lunker
Username: Ozziefish

Post Number: 1945
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2011 - 4:09 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Alba and Beer, thats the realy story here...They may need a 2nd patrol car!
OzzieFish
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Zeeter
Lunker
Username: Zeeter

Post Number: 1255
Registered: 3-2007


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Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2011 - 4:57 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

God its been a long time coming...... Sweet
Catching Big Ole PIGS... It's Awesome Man
Zach Hughes

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Redskeeter
Moderator
Username: Redskeeter

Post Number: 1482
Registered: 8-2007


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Posted on Tuesday, July 26, 2011 - 5:21 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Well seeing that post was made at 1:33 pm today... Pic can't be drink'n yet... it's the heat, done gone and made him delusional...

Find some shade Pic, stay outta the sun-son.. LMAOOOOOO..
KBD Fishing

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