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| Elderoz
Bluegill Username: Elderoz Post Number: 121 Registered: 4-2009  Rating: N/A |
Yank wakes up in the morning, The Arbys counter girl next to him is softly weeping.. “oh no..what have I done” Yank pats her on the butt and says in a fake Texas drawl.. “you got to go hun”..” I’m fittin to do some fishin”. He gets up, kicking aside the empty oil cans of Molson XXX Checks the mirror, sees the below..  Rinses his mouth out with Crown and dresses in blue hat- blue shirt, blue shorts, and blue sneakers. Grabs his Revo Rig and jumps in his Lund. He heads to his fishing hole and starts bottom dragging live crawfish in 600 feet of water After catching a couple dozen, 6 to 9 lb smallies and pounding half a dozen massive, Canadian brews He parks the boat, and heads to the coffee shop .. “How ya’ll doin sugar”, he drawls to the counter girl... Yank gets home jumps back on his computer and fires about 200 flaming posts to various fishing boards across North America with a common theme: ~ You Tx Dinkmasters cant catch a cold ~ Ya’ll Canadians cant catch fish to save your frozen butts ~ Ya’ll even fish in California? How do you do it with those limp wrists? Etc etc… Its evening now.. The coffee shop girl pulls in the driveway with Coffee, Canadian beer and hot wings (Its Buffalo ya know) She asks where the abandoned jewelry box is he told her about that afternoon..? Our man just squints his eyes, tugs on his blue shirt, and does his best Cowboy accent “Why dont cha all jus step inside and we’ll see ta that…” | ||
| Zeeter
Lunker Username: Zeeter Post Number: 1291 Registered: 3-2007  Rating: N/A |
Just like most Yankees..... Don't Work! Catching Big Ole PIGS... It's Awesome Man Zach Hughes http://www.sundogeyewear.com Skeeter Boats / Yamaha Outboards | ||
| Nyyankee
Lunker Username: Nyyankee Post Number: 1164 Registered: 8-2008  Rating: N/A |
Know what all the Texans called me when I worked down there................Boss Man......so you boyz just do what your told.......and stop wearin them girly shirts........and loose them big belt buckles to.........and while your at it stop callin walkin around in circles dancin.......and stop smokin your meat we got refrigerators now. | ||
| Picklefork
Moderator Username: Picklefork Post Number: 578 Registered: 12-2009  Rating: N/A |
Spell Boss backward and thats a double S.O.B. I like wearin big belt buckles so I can strike a match on it to lite my smoke man style...Only time I walk in circles is around the yankee I just threw down to make sure he don't get up....hahahahaa...My meat gets smoked often...but not by a fire....hahahahahahaaaaa | ||
| Ozziefish
Lunker Username: Ozziefish Post Number: 1983 Registered: 8-2004  Rating: N/A |
LMAO...It's the new Blue Man Group... OzzieFish "Glory to GOD in the Highest" www.visionlure.com www.doublezzcustomlures.com www.procullfishing.com |
