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Zeeter
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Username: Zeeter

Post Number: 1419
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 - 3:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Happy Valentines day jokes...... :-)

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.
#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Picou
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Posted on Tuesday, February 14, 2012 - 8:37 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

So true... So true.... lol.....
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