Nyyankee
Lunker Username: Nyyankee
Post Number: 1775 Registered: 8-2008
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Monday, April 21, 2014 - 8:31 am: |
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Patrick Dugan" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Patrick, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. "Was it Kelly O'neil?" "I cannot say." "Was it Katie McGinnis ?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Catlin Murphy?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Erin O'leary?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Maggie Flannigan, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Patrick walks back to his pew, and his friend Clancy slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..." |