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Fishinaggie88
Bluegill
Username: Fishinaggie88
Post Number: 248
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 10:13 am: | 
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There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone",
>> >so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked
>> >everyone not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment,
>> >Onestone
>> >finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
>> >them!"
>> >
>> >The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a
>> >young
>> >woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone.."
>> >
>> >He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
>> >made
>> >love to her all day and all night he made love to her all the next day,
>> >until
>> >Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>> >
>> >The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
> Years
>> >went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named
>> >Yellow
>> >Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
>> >
>> >Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
>> >Onestone.
>> >She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
>> >
>> >Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
>> >to
>> >her
>> >all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
>> >made
>> >love to her all the next night but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
>> >
>> >What is the moral of this story?
>> >
>> >
>> >'OH, 'Come on'...take a guess!
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>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Think about it ..
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >(You're going to love this!)
>> >
>> >
>> >And the moral is
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >''...You can't kill two birds with one stone.
Love to fish and hunt.
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Texfisher
Bluegill
Username: Texfisher
Post Number: 247
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 7:50 pm: |
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Sounds like it sure was fun trying though. 
If you're richer than me I think we're related. If you're poorer than me I know we're related.
My bass club webpage http://texbass.8m.com/
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Picou
Hybrid
Username: Picou
Post Number: 962
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 8:01 pm: |
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Yea, but it took years till he got to try... You sure he and Yellow Bird were not married... 
 Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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Texfisher
Bluegill
Username: Texfisher
Post Number: 248
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Tuesday, March 22, 2005 - 11:44 pm: |
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If you're richer than me I think we're related. If you're poorer than me I know we're related.
My bass club webpage http://texbass.8m.com/
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Keith
Minnow
Username: Keith
Post Number: 41
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Thursday, March 24, 2005 - 9:17 pm: |
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LOL |
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