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Fishinaggie88
Crappie
Username: Fishinaggie88

Post Number: 305
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 7:35 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.
The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," Adam replied.
"Did she like it?"
"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
Love to fish and hunt.
Audra
Moderator
Username: Audra

Post Number: 254
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 7:46 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

That's good! :-)
"Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths." - Jimmy D Moore

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Dean
Bluegill
Username: Dean

Post Number: 240
Registered: 4-2004


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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 8:07 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

LMAO - Good One!!
All In A Days Fun!!!

Bigun
Crappie
Username: Bigun

Post Number: 393
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 8:29 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Good 'un!
I've been known to pinch a tail or two in my life!
Fishingirl
Minnow
Username: Fishingirl

Post Number: 16
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Friday, June 10, 2005 - 10:12 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

That's a good one.
Picou
Lunker
Username: Picou

Post Number: 1165
Registered: 8-2004


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Posted on Tuesday, June 14, 2005 - 12:25 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

lmao.......
Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish

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