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Picou
Lunker Username: Picou
Post Number: 1239 Registered: 8-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:31 am: |
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I saw this and thought it was pretty humorous... Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex... #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had you can still Fish. #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. #16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing. #15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous. #14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago. #13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger. #12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together. #11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else. #10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself. #9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop. #8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff. #7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall without getting sued for Fishing harassment. #6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases. #5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel. #4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life. #3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it. #2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity. #1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, " Again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about? Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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Charles
Moderator Username: Charles
Post Number: 403 Registered: 7-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:38 am: |
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Bigun
Crappie Username: Bigun
Post Number: 486 Registered: 8-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 10:51 am: |
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Funny stuff, right there! It kinda looks like a SNOOK!
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Texfisher
Crappie Username: Texfisher
Post Number: 347 Registered: 8-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 12:33 pm: |
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Is work really that slow? Fishing tournament tonight PQ. You going to be there? If you're richer than me I think we're related. If you're poorer than me I know we're related. My bass club webpage http://texbass.8m.com/
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Picou
Lunker Username: Picou
Post Number: 1242 Registered: 8-2004
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 12:38 pm: |
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I'm getting ready for the coast, I am going to have to miss this one. There is no way I could fish all night, spend all day getting ready to go to the coast, then drive down there bright and early Sunday morning. Good luck in this one. I am sure that you will do well again. Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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Hawlin_bass
Bluegill Username: Hawlin_bass
Post Number: 139 Registered: 1-2005
Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) | Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 1:24 am: |
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that's pretty good. |