Friday Funny -- Fishing v. Sex Log Out | Topics | Search
Moderators | Register | Edit Profile

Fishing Texas Network » At The Ramp » Archive through August 3, 2005 » Friday Funny -- Fishing v. Sex « Previous Next »

Author Message
Picou
Lunker
Username: Picou

Post Number: 1239
Registered: 8-2004


Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:31 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I saw this and thought it was pretty humorous... :-)

Twenty Differences between Fishing and Sex...

#20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had you can still Fish.

#19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while.

#16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 - Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished with long ago.

#13 - It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 - When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you Fishing together.

#11 - If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you Fish with someone else.

#10 - Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by yourself.

#9 - When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

#8 - You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy Fishing stuff.

#7 - You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall without getting sued for Fishing harassment.

#6 - There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 - If you want to watch Fishing on television you don't have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

#4 - Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of your life.

#3 - Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses interest in it.

#2 - You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 - Your Fishing partner will never say, " Again? We just Fished last week! Is Fishing all you ever think about?

Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
Charles
Moderator
Username: Charles

Post Number: 403
Registered: 7-2004

Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 9:38 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

:-)
Bigun
Crappie
Username: Bigun

Post Number: 486
Registered: 8-2004


Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 10:51 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Funny stuff, right there!
It kinda looks like a SNOOK!
Texfisher
Crappie
Username: Texfisher

Post Number: 347
Registered: 8-2004


Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 12:33 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

Is work really that slow?

Fishing tournament tonight PQ. You going to be there?
If you're richer than me I think we're related. If you're poorer than me I know we're related.

My bass club webpage http://texbass.8m.com/

Picou
Lunker
Username: Picou

Post Number: 1242
Registered: 8-2004


Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Friday, July 22, 2005 - 12:38 pm:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

I'm getting ready for the coast, I am going to have to miss this one. There is no way I could fish all night, spend all day getting ready to go to the coast, then drive down there bright and early Sunday morning.

Good luck in this one. I am sure that you will do well again.
Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
Hawlin_bass
Bluegill
Username: Hawlin_bass

Post Number: 139
Registered: 1-2005


Rating: N/A
Votes: 0 (Vote!)

Posted on Sunday, July 24, 2005 - 1:24 am:   Edit Post Delete Post Print Post

that's pretty good.

Topics | Last Day | Last Week | Tree View | Search | User List | Help/Instructions | Program Credits Administration