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Big_p
Moderator
Username: Big_p
Post Number: 483
Registered: 7-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 12:55 pm: | 
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I have a $5 million dollar check headed my way. As soon as it gets here New Boats for everyone with a post count over 100.  Dean I am leary of getting you a boat, you seem hard to please.
Now you may ask where I am getting this money.
quote:FROM: BARR.FESTUS KEYAMO,ESQ
FESTUS KEYAMO CHAMBERS.
SUIT BC7&8, MARYLAND PLAZA,
LAGOS NIGERIA.
TEL.NO.2348033761480
Dear Prosser
I am barrister Festus keyamu, a solicitor at law.
I am the personal attorney to Mr Seyeri Prosser ,a foreign expatriate contractor with one of the leading Oil Company in Nigeria before his death On Saturday 4th May 2002 via the ill-fated EAS Airline crash. This crash was highly publicized.You may visit the following websites to confirm this incident.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1968300.stm
http://www.usafricaonline.com/ngrkanocrash.html
My client {Seyeri ] deposited 10 million United States Dollars as
family belongings in a CONSIGNMENT in Union Home and Finance Company
here in Nigeria for himself, with the hope of transferring it to his
country as soon as he is on leave. Since his death I have made several
enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives,
this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last
name at the Foreign Investment Office here in Nigeria, to locate any
member of his family hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to
assist in repartrating the CONSIGNMENT left behind by my client before it
gets confisicated or declared unserviceable by thefinance company where this
consignment was deposited.
The finance company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin
or have the CONSIGNMENT confisicated within the next ten official
working days.Since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the relatives
for over 2 years now.
I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased
since you have the same surname so that the CONSIGNMENT valued at 10
million dollars can be transferred to you and then you and me can share
the money 55% to me and 40% to you and 5% for incidental expenses.
As a lawyer all documentation will legally processed. All I require is
your honest co operation to enable us see this deal through.I guarantee
that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.Please get in touch with me by
my email above or Tel. No. 234 8033761480 to enable us discuss further.
PROVIDE YOUR FULL NAMES, CONTACT ADDRESS,PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS AND YOUR
AGE.
Best Regards,
Barr.Festus keyamu,Esq.
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Charles
Moderator
Username: Charles
Post Number: 451
Registered: 7-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 12:59 pm: |
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It's not what you know but who you know!
Congrats on the new found wealth "GOOD BUDDY" |
Big_p
Moderator
Username: Big_p
Post Number: 484
Registered: 7-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 1:03 pm: |
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Charles I asked for signed photo graphs of MAtt Dillon and Newly O'Brien and as a special request just for you a phto spread of Miss Kitty! |
Dean
Crappie
Username: Dean
Post Number: 304
Registered: 4-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 2:53 pm: |
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I promiose I'll take really good care of it!! I Promise!!
All In A Days Fun!!!
 
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Sturm1022
Crappie
Username: Sturm1022
Post Number: 431
Registered: 1-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 4:18 pm: |
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i have over one hunnert post counts, and i am not that picky.
my fat fingers cant spell
I'll probably turn into a floating turd and Picou will break the knob off my post counter immediately. ATW 2/10/05
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Redneck88
Bluegill
Username: Redneck88
Post Number: 167
Registered: 2-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 5:04 pm: |
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hell you can just buy me some ole junker boat and ill be good to go.or just a bigger motor for my john boat.
"If it aint got whiskers throw it back."
"I'd rather be fishing than talk to you right now."
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Picou
Lunker
Username: Picou
Post Number: 1369
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 9:03 pm: |
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P, let me know before you check post counts -- I'll make sure nobody but me has over 100 posts...
 Thank you Lord for my family and the waters I get to fish
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Big_p
Moderator
Username: Big_p
Post Number: 485
Registered: 7-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Friday, September 16, 2005 - 9:54 pm: |
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Keith
Minnow
Username: Keith
Post Number: 65
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 4:05 am: |
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I'm gettin' a new boat....I'm gettin' a new boat....I'm gettin' a new boat....I'm gettin' a new boat.............
Well, I've ony got 65 posts so far, but I can heard a lot of cats and build up my post count before you get that money.
Thanks, Jason! |
Texfisher
Crappie
Username: Texfisher
Post Number: 370
Registered: 8-2004
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 7:39 pm: |
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Just give me charle's or Oz's old boat and I'll be happy.
If you're richer than me I think we're related. If you're poorer than me I know we're related.
My bass club webpage http://texbass.8m.com/
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Hawlin_bass
Bluegill
Username: Hawlin_bass
Post Number: 150
Registered: 1-2005
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Votes: 0 (Vote!) | | Posted on Saturday, September 17, 2005 - 11:13 pm: |
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just pay mine off, $1500 and i'll be extremely happy! |