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Author Message Fishinaggie88 Minnow Username: Fishinaggie88 Post Number: 82 Registered: 8-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 1:16 pm:    An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm with a nice pond in the back. It was fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made some noise so the women would be aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Love to fish and hunt. Barnaclebill Minnow Username: Barnaclebill Post Number: 17 Registered: 8-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 7:30 pm:    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good One !!! Born to fish-Forced to work Big_p Moderator Username: Big_p Post Number: 101 Registered: 7-2004 Rating: N/A Votes: 0 (Vote!) Posted on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 7:37 pm:    That is awesome. LMAO!